Ballad of Jimmy Hoffa Jr

 to the tune of Casey Jones

                   

Come all you fellow Teamsters and I’ll sing for you a song

It isn’t very clever but it isn’t very long 

It’s about our fearless leader who will never take a loss 

One hand is in your pocket while the other jerks the boss 

 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr keeps the trucks a-runnin’ 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr’s doing mighty fine! 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr pacified the Teamsters 

‘Cause the company don’t wanna see a picket line 

 

Well the folks at UPS about a hundred years ago 

Said we better let some steam out or the pressure’s gonna blow 

A good do-nothin’ union is the thing to make it stop 

So they invited in the Teamsters to police the shop 

 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr keeps the trucks a-runnin’ 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr’s doing mighty fine! 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr loves his partners in production 

and making sure there never is a picket line 

 

Every time a UPSer tries to stand up to the Man 

The steward comes a-running with a contract in his hand

No walking out, no slowdowns, and you cannot go on strike

But we got the dues check-off so we’re doing all right 

 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr keeps the truck’s a-running 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr’s doing mighty fine

Keeping wages low than non-union competition 

and making sure there never is a picket line 

 

In ’34 in Minneapolis there were Teamsters brave and true 

and they beat the living shit out of the bosses and their crew 

National headquarters disliked it but they didn’t give a fuck 

‘Cause the guys up at the headquarters don’t drive the trucks 

 

Jimmy Hoffa’s Jr’s daddy came a running 

Drove in from Detroit, just his closest goons and he 

Jimmy Hoffa Sr tried to crush the local 

‘Cause there couldn’t be no commies in the IBT 

 

Oh what would his old dad say in whatever place he lies

If he could look upon his grafting son with his own eyes

Good job with the corruption, kid, you’ve taken after me- 

but you forgot that you’re the union, not the company! 

 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr keeps the trucks a running

Jimmy Hoffa Jr’s doing mighty fine 

Jimmy Hoffa Jr loves his daddy’s marble palace 

and hopes the rank and file never organize!